“Hi. I'm Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks.”

I hate it here

Hi. I'm
Spider Jerusalem.

I

smoke.

I

take drugs.

I

drink.

I

wash every
six weeks.

I

masturbate
constantly
and fling my
steaming poison semen down from my window into your
hair and food.

I

'm a

rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper.

I

live with two
beautiful women
in the city's
most expensive
and select community.

Being a
bastard
WORKS.

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small.
And it's one word long --

people.

No matter how big the idea is they all stand under,

people

are small
and weak
and cheap
and frightened.

It's
people
that kill every revolution.

The point is,
the only

real

tools we have are

our

eyes
and
heads.

It's not the act of
seeing
with our own eyes alone;

it's correctly
comprehending
what we see.

Oh my god.
I have become
television.

You may have noticed my brain is no longer pristine.

If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves

today.

• Spider Jerusalem created by Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson.
• Quotes uttered by Spider in various Transmetropolitan comics.
• Art Reference: Cover art of Transmetropolitan Vol.6 - Gouge Away trade paper back, by Darick Robinson and Rodney Ramos.
• Medium: Acrylic background on cardboard and oil pastels.
• Impress.js by Bartek Szopka.
• Typefaces: Alfa Slab One, Macondo Swash Caps

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